I’m experienced now. Professional.
Jaws been broke, been lost, knocked down a couple times,
Been chopping trees, I’ve done something new for this fight.
I done wrastled with an alligator – that’s right.
I have wrastled with an alligator, I done tossled with a whale,
I done handcuffed lighting, thrown thunder in jail.
Only last week I murdered a rock. Injured a stone. Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.
Bad! Fast! Fast! Fast!
Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch,
was in the bed before the room was dark.
And you, George Foreman — All of you chumps are gonna bow when I whoop him,
All of ya! I know you got him, I know you got him picked, but the mans in trouble!
“I’ma show you how great I am!”